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The great horrors of war..

A nun is walking through the church courtyard when a soldier comes running up to her.

The soldier says, "Sister, quickly! May I please hide under your skirt? My lieutenant is looking for me and I know he is going to send me to Syria!"

The nun replies, "Why of course, it's an emergency!...

Horrors of poverty

I've been around, you know. I've seen some of the poorest slums where children are starving and disease is rampant. Let me tell you, you've not seen anything, *anything* like it, until you've seen it in high-definition plasma!

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The Horrors of War

The American military draft is for men ages 18 to 25. Seems cruel doesn't it, forcing young men to fight and die for a country that gave them nothing but some shitty public schools?

If I were running the country I'd raise the age of the draft, make sure only Americans with some real life exp...

What streaming site do eldritch horrors use?

Cth-Hulu

My friend had to step in as the lead of Little Shop of Horrors at the last second.

He was Suddenly Seymour.

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