A nun is walking through the church courtyard when a soldier comes running up to her.
The soldier says, "Sister, quickly! May I please hide under your skirt? My lieutenant is looking for me and I know he is going to send me to Syria!"
The nun replies, "Why of course, it's an emergency!...
What did renowned Little Shop of Horrors fan, Queen Elizabeth, say to Patrick Stewart at his knighting ceremony?
Kneel, Patrick Stewart.
My friend had to step in as the lead of Little Shop of Horrors at the last second.
He was Suddenly Seymour.
Horrors of poverty
I've been around, you know. I've seen some of the poorest slums where children are starving and disease is rampant. Let me tell you, you've not seen anything, *anything* like it, until you've seen it in high-definition plasma!
What streaming site do eldritch horrors use?