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Beings Jokes

"Every kiss beings with Kay"

Which is why I buy all my wife jewelry at BJs.

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self aware baking beings

Two muffins are baking in the oven when one turns to the other and says "man it is so hot in here today" and the other muffin says "holy shit a talking muffin!"

Insomniacs are sick human beings...

...how do they even sleep at night?

The Eternals are the most powerful beings in the Marvel universe

They were the only team powerful enough to destroy the franchise

People say cannibals are disgusting human beings

But this one tastes pretty good

In 500 years when computers become sentient ai beings...

Would they be considered nonbinary?

A sign on an establishment reads "No all-knowing beings permitted."

The second line reads "You know what you did."

Why did Gandalf opt to send Frodo, of all beings, on the most perilous mission Middle-Earth had ever known?

Force of hobbit.

Human-beings get rich as they grow old:

Silver in Hair;
Gold in Teeth;
Sugar in Blood;
Precious Stones in Kidney;
And a never ending supply of Gas!

A new discovery which makes dogs live as long as human beings...

Allowing a loving bond between them and their non vaccinated owners has been discovered.

Lepers are the kindest human beings

You ask them for a hand, they'll give you the whole arm...

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