There are serious injustices that have not been corrected in this world.
For example, beating up a white guy will get you much more prison time than beating up a black guy.
After all, Assault can get you up to 25 years, while impersonating a policeman will get you 5 at most.
A racist, a murderer, and a wife beater walk into a bar
The bartender says, "what can I get you officer?"
Injustices make me very mad: My grandfather destroyed a German Airplane and nobody ever thanked him
Actually they kicked him out of the museum
Talk about a major injustice! I gave up my seat to an elderly woman yesterday and got fired by my boss...
It's not easy being a pilot...
A white politician goes to an Indian Rez for a stump speech.
"The native population is part of this great nation's heritage. I want to represent and further your interests". "Hoya! Hoya! Hoya!" They chant.
"We should respect your culture and traditions while helping you advance in society, if that's what you wish." "Hoya! Hoya! Hoya!"
A concerned person is sick of all the corruption and injustice in the world and decides they want to expose it by becoming a journalist.
Only 3 weeks later they were caught trying to reveal corruption by some high ranking officials and were put to death.
You could say, they chose the wrong Korea.
A tragic case of malpractice and injustice
So this unfortunate fellow comes down with gangrene and goes to the doctor. The doctor tells him that the leg will have to be removed. After the operation the man wakes up and to his horror the doctor had amputated the wrong leg. Of course the doctor had to go back in immediately and take off the co...
So this is how it ends, huh...
I was arrested for speaking out of line. I was protesting against the injustices facing our community, the harsh taxes and oppressions that have faced my community for years. The cruel and unusual punishments especially. Our town is small and insular, so outside influence is heavily resisted by ...
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An American walks into a pub in Ireland
...he sits down next to an old, mangled Irishman who is clearly on his umpteenth drink of the afternoon.
As the American orders a beer, the Irishman leans over to him and says:
> What’d ya think of this bar, young man?
“It’s nice.” The American says, nonplussed. He just wan...
There were three electrons going on a tour
Of Rhode Island. They are walking around happily when the police came and arrested one of them.
Despite protests from his friends , he was thrown across the state borders and asked to never come back. But him being a sport sneaked back across that night itself.
The next day, they were ...
Once a Bright and Intelligent young man went for an IAS (Indian Civil Service) interview
Once a Bright and Intelligent young man went for an IAS (Indian Civil Service) interview.
He was asked -
Q 1. When did India get Independence?
He answered - The efforts started long back; but could succeed in 1947.
Q 2. Who were the persons, who played important role in ...
Rating your girlfriend
A bartender notices one of his regulars looking dejected.
" Hey John, what happened to you?"
" My girlfriend broke up with me. "
Interested, the bartender leans forward and asks why.
" Well. This morning I told her she was a 60."
" Well that's kinda understan...
Donald Trump, Robert Mueller, and Vladimir Putin find themselves standing at the Pearly Gates.
“Are we dead?”, Mueller asks.
“No,” Saint Peter says. “You’ll be going back shortly. I need to correct a mistake that was made before any of you were born. We mixed up your names! See,” he turns to Mueller, “you were supposed to be named Trump, to symbolize how, like a Trumpet, you are to s...
A string is walking home from work one Friday evening after a long week at work.
And so the string decides that he shall stop at his favorite Pub and treat himself to a pint before going home to the wife. But after a decent walk he arrives at the pub to find a new sign on the door that reads " No Strings Allowed".
The string becomes infuriated. "How dare they" he thinks t...
Why are they rioting in Ferguson?
Because they carefully and objectively reviewed the evidence from the trial and thought a legitimate injustice had been done.
Cletus and Billy, two neighbors, each decide to get a sheep.
Each one puts his sheep in his garden. But at night the sheep destroy the fence. Next morning Cletus and Billy don’t know which sheep is his own. So Cletus picks a sheep and chops a leg off it. That way he knows the sheep with three legs is his.
But the following night, the sheep with four ...
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Mad Japanese Businessman
So a Japanese businessman comes to America and seeks to have the time of his life. He goes to the bank, gives them some yen, and he gets $1,000. A night on the town was in order and he goes crazy and spends it all. The next day he is excited to do it again, gives the teller the same amount of yen, b...
An Inspector goes to a Processing Plant
So an inspector goes to a processing plant. He walks up to the manager and says: ‘I hear you keep your animals in horrible conditions. I’m here to write a report.’
The manager gives a cold smile and says: ‘Where would you like to start?’
‘Let’s start with your pigs,’ says the insp...