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A man wakes his wife up and says...

"Today is my birthday. You, me and the dog are going fishing."

To this the wife replies, "There is no way I am going fishing with you and the dog."

Once again the man insists that it is his birthday and he wants to go fishing with her and the dog. And once again the wife refuses to g...

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Tom the soldier in the desert.

An army is in the desert for several upcoming months.
The sergeant tells his troops: "Well, I know the climate is harsh and that you won't have a lot of entertainment here as there is no women. But, in case you cannot stand the pressure anymore, you will be allowed to take the camel behind this ...

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