UPJOKE
gruesomeghastlygrislyhorrificgrimmorbidfrightfulhideousalarminghorrorbizarregrotesquehorrifyingbloodcurdlinggory

Macabre Jokes

What is a skeleton’s favorite vegetable?

Corn on the macabre

What's Edgar Alan Poe's favorite vegetable to eat?

Corn on the macabre!

What did one witch say to the other at the harvest festival?

That's macabre

An elderly couple is enjoying a lovely breakfast.

The wife sets down her fork and asks her husband "Bill, would you remarry if I were to die?"

Her husband avoided the question "Now Margaret, why would you ruin this lovely morning by bringing up such a macabre topic? I won't discuss it."

Margaret broached the subject several times ove...

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.