When she told me I was the most talented, funniest, handsomest man she ever met

I knew this chick was nuts

A rich man is walking down the street...

He’s about to get run over by a truck when a homeless man jumps on him and gets him out the way in the nick of time,

“Thank you so much” says the rich man, “if there’s anything I can do for you please let me know”

The homeless man has a think and says “I’d like a town built for myself...

Texas Cowboy.

There's an old texas cowboy riding the range when he sees a glint in the sun. He rides over to it and it's a genie in a bottle. The genie tells the cowboy "i'll grant you three wishes if you let me out of this bottle". The cowboy says "alright". The genie says "what's your first wish cowboy?". Cowbo...

Abe and Eva just aren't cutting it in bed...

Ok. My last joke bombed. BOMBED.

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Ok. So Abe and Eva? They're not quite getting the ol' magical finale in bed as they used to. After so many years of marriage, Eva isn't cresting the mountaintop. This concerns the pair of them, so they decide to visit their Rabbi for advice.

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