Paddy was sitting in his local pub when a fine looking Italian woman walks in.
He offered her a drink and over the course of the night he charmed her with funny Irish stories and songs. She’d never had a night like it before and decided to invite him back to her room.
They had a passionate affair all that summer. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant....
A very fine looking lady coming out of the washroom approached the bartender, smiling as she came closer to him.
When she came up to him she started to bite her lips in a very seductive manner and signalled him to come closer with her hands. The excited bartender was over the moon. She started to run her hands across his hair and caress his face. He was confused but also very turned on. Then she became even mo...
An older guy starts working out at gym with a personal trainer. Soon after, a really fine looking woman came in and started working out.
The older guy looks to his personal trainer, “what machine can I use to impress her?”
“The ATM in the lobby,” the trainer replies.
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"So there's a man in an elevator, and as the doors are closing, he sees this young, fine looking lady hurriedly make her way to the elevator too, so he stops the doors and lets her get on.
'Where are you headed?' he asks, standing by the buttons.
'Oh, I'm going to the clinic on the fourth floor,' the lady says, 'I'm going to go donate some eggs and make a quick hundred dollars.'
At this, the man starts to chuckle.
'What's so funny?'
'Well, it's just that I'...
The Biker
A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, and leans over. Then he looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says,
"I went by your grandma's house today...
A city boy was getting ready to move to the country...
He went a local horse breeder and bought a fine looking horse for a $1000 and told the man he'd be back in a week when he moved in to pick it up.
A week later the city boy drives his brand new truck and horse trailer to the breeder's ranch to pick up the horse.
The rancher says, "Sorry...
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