How do you get out of a room with impossibly high walls id all you have is a peice of wood?
First you rub the wood on your arm to create a sore. Then you use the saw to cut the wood in half. You stick the wood together again to get a whole. And you crawl out of the hole to freedom!
A man is driving down a country road going 45mph, and all the sudden he notices a chicken running next to him.
He couldn't believe his eyes, how could a chicken run so fast?
So he speeds up to 60mph to outrun the chicken, and after a few seconds the chicken has caught up to him! He simply can't believe it, he shakes his head and looks back and suddenly the chicken is gone. But no! He looks ahead an...
Once upon a time...
Once upon a time, there was a small desert village with a single well outside town. One day a young woman went to the well to fetch water, and the well heard her crying and asked: "What's wrong?"
She stopped her sobbing and asked the well, "You can talk?"
"Yes," said t...