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Gym Rat Jokes

What do a gym rat and a heart have in common?

They both be pumpin iron 24/7

Pick up line for a one-armed gym rat.

I go two tickets to the gun show, you want the extra?

What does a stock broker and a gym rat have in common?

NEED MORE GAINS

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Going to the gym for the new year

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Now that it's the new year I'm sick of all the gym rats bitching and moaning about all us newbies taking up space in their gyms," the guy complains to the bartender. "We didn't complain when they came to use our pubs in December."
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