A beautiful woman is standing on a bridge, looking over the side and thinking about jumping off.
A homeless man walks up to her.
She sees the man coming and says, "Go away! There's nothing you can say to change my mind!"
He says, "Well, if you're going to kill yourself anyway, w...
What do you call a wind that never gusts?
Disgusting.
I'll see myself out...
The wind whispered insults in my ear today
It was really diss gusting
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