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Diploid Jokes

What kind of cells get drafted for war?

Diploid

Did you hear about the cells that got sent off to war after mitosis?

It’s hard to believe they got diploid.

Did you hear about the zygote that joined the army?

I heard he was diploid.

(I'll show myself out...)

Why did the full chromosome human go to war

He was diploid

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