I was the President's speechwriter but this morning I resigned.

The President was speechless.

What do you call the job title of a firearms enthusiast and speechwriter?

A glockenspiel.

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I read an article recently on Hitler's speechwriter...

Apparently he was a real grammar Nazi.

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