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Vladimir Putin confronts his speechwriter after giving a speech.

“You said my speech would be 15 minutes long, but I had to speak for 45 minutes!” Putin exclaims.

His speechwriter replies: “Mr President, I gave you three copies.”
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I was the President's speechwriter but this morning I resigned.

The President was speechless.
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What do you call the job title of a firearms enthusiast and speechwriter?

A glockenspiel.
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I read an article recently on Hitler's speechwriter...

Apparently he was a real grammar Nazi.

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