Get Hold Of Jokes - 5 Hilarious Get Hold Of Jokes

If anyone in the UK is currently struggling to get hold of some fuel just let me know.

Because my mate Jerry can.

Why can't you get hold of painkillers in the rainforest?

Because the paracetamol.

Since my girlfriend started working at the grease factory....

It's been really hard trying to get hold of her.

My friend over there really wants to know your number

So that he knows where to get hold of me in the morning.

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The chicken farmer

A chicken farmer is visited by an official looking person one day. The farmer has no clue who the visitor is. The visitor asks "What do you feed your chicken?"

The honest and innocent farmer says "they just pick worms in the fields and eat whatever seeds and grains and crap they can get hold ...

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