Impound Jokes - 7 Hilarious Impound Jokes

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A plane is spotted trying to land at Area 51

One day at Area 51 a radar tech spots a single engine plane on final approach to the secret Air Force base. The plane touches down and is immediately surrounded by armed guards. The plane is impounded and the pilot is whisked off for questioning. The pilot claims that he had been flying from Las Veg...

Nation's attempt to impound water fails as barrier breaks loose

Citizens: Dam!

You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as "Area 51?"

Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their "secret" base. They immediately impounded the aircraft and hauled the pilot into an interrogation room. The pilot's story was that he took off from Vegas, got lost, and spotted the Base ...

My truck had to spend a night in the impound lot.

It had a gasoline-alcohol content of .10 when it got pulled-over.

An old man is at a Corvette dealership

An old man is at a Corvette dealership.

He knows that he’s towards the end of his life, and wants to have a little bit of fun before he goes.

The old man buys the newest, fastest, red Corvette convertible on the lot.

He speeds off the lot, and zips down the street, and onto th...

A naked man was arrested after stealing a bicycle and riding away on it.

Police impounded the bicycle, but worry that the evidence is tainted.

A cop pulls over a pirate.

Officer: Have you had anything to drink tonight?

Pirate: Yes sir I drank a lot of rum.

Officer: Why are you drinking and driving? You know I have every right to arrest you and impound your vehicle.

Pirate: Yes I do understand that but for the first time I am seeing double.

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