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What genre of music has no instruments or lyrics?

Deaf Metal

What is a construction worker with bad taste's favorite genre of music?

Sheetrock

What genre of music do Czech bands play?

Prague Rock

What is a cobbler's favourite genre of music?

Sole

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Favorite porn genre of physical trainers?

Step-Aerobics

What is the sub-genre of metal preferred by most tuna fish?

Alba-core.

What's a North Africans favourite genre of music?

Morrocan Roll

What's a Democrat's favorite genre of EDM?

Progressive house.

What genre of music are national anthems ?

Country Music.

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A new genre of porn has been named.

"Outbreak" involves sex under quarantine, breaking quarantine to have sex and fetishizing having sex with the infected.

I gotta admit, it's pretty hot.
104.1Ā°F to be exact.

What's a car's favorite genre of literature? [OC]

An auto-biography!

One wind turbine turns to the other and says: what's your favourite genre of music?

The other wind turbine replies: I'm a big heavy metal fan.

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So I stumbled across a new genre of porn... Circus Porn...

Turns out itā€™s Fucking In-Tents

Whatā€™s a dinosaurā€™s favourite genre of music?

Space Rock, but they donā€™t mind death metal.

If you could end coronavirus by sacrificing one genre of music, then which one would it be and..

Why K-pop?

What is Sherlock's favorite genre of movie?

Documentary, my dear.

What's Cain's favorite genre of music?

Rock, I hear his brother hates it though.

What is the one genre of music that Ed Sheeran can never play?

Soul

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I heard about a new genre of book that gives tips on how to please a woman.

However, I couldn't find the cliterature.

North Korea has created a new genre of music...

...It's called K-Boom

Kim and Kanye are combining their talents to make a new genre of music

they call it plastic rap

What is Shia Labeouf's favourite genre of music?

Jazz Duets.

North Korea has declared a 'cultural war' on K-pop coming in from the South. They decided the best way to counter this would be to creat their own genre of music.

They have named it K-Boom.

Whatā€™s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot (this is genuinely one of my all time favourites of this genre of joke)

God and the devil chat about music

The god and the devil were chating, as they usually do when the concept of music came up.
With a bit of intrigue God asked the devil how he'd managed to get into every genre of music, from rock & rap to hip hop & metal ect .
The devil chuckled no no no , music is too special, too human...

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Voice activated radio.

I just bought a voice activated stereo for my car. Whatever genre of music you say, it will play the most popular artist from that genre of all time.


I told my radio "Rap"

2 Pac started playing on the stereo.

I then told my stereo "Heavy Metal"

It blared Metallica...

Several years ago, a group of artistic polymaths decided to mathematically represent different styles of painting.

Several years ago, a group of artistic polymaths decided to mathematically represent different styles of painting.

Each of the polymaths was a leading figure in a different field of mathematics, and each pursued and studied a different style of painting. Together, they decided that if they co...

The daughter of a melon farmer and a travelling musician met one day and fell in love at first sight

The womanā€™s name was Angie, a beautiful, red-haired woman with a smile so magnetic and radiant one couldnā€™t help but fall head-over-heels; the musicianā€™s name was Zachary, a strapping, young lad with flowing, blonde hair and broad shoulders, just wide enough to give him a powerful physique yet not i...

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