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Magneto Jokes

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Professor Xavier and Magneto walk into a bar

Wolverine tells them to go fuck themselves

What is Magneto's favourite rock music genre?

Heavy Metal

Why'd magneto stop wearing purple?

Because the days of fuchsia passed.

Why does Magneto go from bad to good & back again so often.

His powers make him bipolar.

If an Iron Man movie was made with Magneto as the villain, what would its title be?

Stop hitting yourself.

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X-men get captured.

Wolverine, Cyclops, and Magneto are captured by Mr. Sinister. As they regain consciousness they realize they are naked with their testicles in a vibranium clamp hanging from a vibranium chain that is slowly being lifted to the ceiling. As they realize they are about to be painfully suspended only by...

There is one villain Iron Man could never be mad at.

He finds Magneto just too darn attractive.

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