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Rose Garden Jokes

Did you see Trump's Rose Garden speech?

It's going viral!

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His Lordship was in the study when the butler approached and coughed discreetly.

"May I ask you a question, My Lord?"

"Go ahead, Carson ," said His Lordship.

"I am doing the crossword in The Times and found a word the exact meaning of which I am not too certain."


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Jokes

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After DC's first snow, Trump sees yellow writing in the rose garden saying "trumpy sucks". Outraged he calls for a full investigation. Within 24 hours, the head of the FBI reports, "We have good news and bad. DNA proves the urine belongs to Mike Pence. U...

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Topical Jokes (5/16)

Another day has gone by. And, of course, we now have a new set of jokes. Some of these are weirder but let's begin!

Inside int'l experts believe that Kim Jong Un may have two babies by two different women. In a quick response to the rumor, President Obama has appointed a new consul to North K...

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