Funerary Jokes - 2 Hilarious Funerary Jokes

Wife refusing to leave.

So this was told by my hubs. He doesn't use reddit, so he asked me to post it.

Police: Sir, we can't make your wife just leave the house when she has no where to go.

Husband: That's not true. I bought her a place years ago, just for her and she refuses to go there....

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A man hears a loud, rhythmic thumping on his walk home...

He turns around to see what is causing the commotion, and the sound immediately stops. Seeing nothing but a large casket, and rather confused, he continues on his way home.
Though he is sure there is nothing causing the racket, he is convinced he is still hearing the noise. The man cleans his ear...

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