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Granddaughter: How old are you grandpa?

Grandfather: 98 sweet child.
Granddaughter: what is your secret?
Grandfather: I sucked cock once to one Italian guy.
Granddaughter: Not that grandpa, I meant for your long life.
Grandfather: Ooooh that, a lot of green salat, fruits and good wine!

What did the halal lettuce say to the halal cucumber ?

Lets make salat

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