What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

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A duck walks into a bar...

One lunchtime a duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and an all day breakfast.

The bartender looks at him and says, "Fucking hell! You're a duck."

"I see your eyes are working," replies the duck.

"And you can talk!" exclaims the bartender.

"I see your ears a...

The Robot Family.

It's a big night for XR-573, the patriarch of the robot family. Not only are all three of his sons going to be over for dinner for the first time in years, but all three of them have brand new fiancées! XR-573 and his wife Z7-271 are both very excited to see their children and learn all about their ...

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