Sunday Roast Jokes

A family has a pet rabbit, but their son and daughter fail to do their part when it comes to cleaning its cage etc. and so the parents decide to quietly kill off the bunny and tell the kids that it ran away. So that's what they do, and since it's a well-fed bunny and they don't want to let all that ... read more

And like every other morning for the past 40 years, the old man lets rip a ground-shaking fart. His wife, growing tired of this, turns to him and says

"One day you're going to fart so hard you'll shit out your guts!", to which the old man laughs.

A few weeks later, the wife had got up ... read more