Why do people in France have to eat frog legs that "taste like chicken"?

If they eat real chicken they'll be arrested for cannibalism.

What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs?

The Muppets

A tired man walks into a French restaurant for a date...

(This is a really old and kinda long joke my parents used to tell me. It's translated from Spanish so bear with me.)

The man hated French food, but the woman was supposed to be an absolute beauty, so he agreed. He arrived at the incredibly fancy restaurant, exhausted from a day of work, and s...

A man walks into a restaurant

He sits down and asks the waiter “Do you have frog legs”
The waiter said “Yes”
The man then says “Then go hop to the kitchen and get me a soup”

Waiter Jokes.

Customer: Waiter there's a fly in my soup.
Waiter: Gee...look's like it's doin' the backstroke.

Customer: Waiter there's a fly in my soup.
Waiter: Don't worry sir, we don't charge for extra ingredients.

Customer: Waiter, there's a DEMON in my soup.
Waiter: Well sir, you said y...

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