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I bought my mother a new fridge freezer for her birthday..

I know it's not much, but you should have seen her face light up when she opened it.

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An old business tycoon marries a young supermodel but knows his jealousy will eventually, get the better of himā€¦

So everyday, the tycoon; Mr Green, rings up his new wife from his office on the top floor of his international corporation headquarters in the city to their penthouse apartment in the suburbs. And everyday, regular as clockwork the wife answers, slightly out of breath and always surprised to hear hi...

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