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Cold Air Jokes

My Grandfather invented the cold air balloon

It never really took off.

I want to offer Cold Air Balloon rides

for people afraid of heights.

I started a cold air baloon business

but Iā€™m having some trouble getting it off the ground

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Bob talks with his wife after a long night of drinking.

Bob: "Honey, I think our house is haunted!"

Wife: "Why do you say that?"

Bob: "Last night when I opened the bathroom door, the lights suddenly went on, and cold air blew right at me!"

Wife: "You idiot! You pissed in the fridge again!"

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[NSFW] On a midnight train to Georgia...

A man and a woman, total strangers, find themselves sharing the same double bunk-bed passenger cabin on the 10:15 PM Amtrack express to Atlanta due to a mix-up at the ticket office.

It's the middle of winter. There's frost on the window, and the shitty Amtrak maintenance means the heat is ou...

Difference between Ravens and Crows

I work in a gift-shop up in southeast Alaska. Our store is right under a tree that houses a family of angry crows. Tourists often ask me how I can tell the difference between ravens and crows. I tell them this:

"All birds have specialized tail feathers that help with flight in Alaska's thin, ...

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Have what it takes to become a Monk?

Thomas decieded to live his life in service to the Lord. So he went to the nearby monastery to join the Benedictine order of monks there. Thomas was welcomed by Brother John, who gave him a tour of the monastic life. Thomas was excited and eager to join.

Brother John laid out the conditions o...

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