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French Fry Jokes

A hamburger and a French fry walk into a bar

The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve food here"

Did you know that the first french fry wasn't cooked in France?

It was cooked in Greece.

I used to work at a french fry stand

I was way over quali**fried**

hiw did the Irish potato become bilingual?

He became a French Fry

What's black and grey and rolls around in the parking lot of a McDonald's?

Mr. T and a pigeon fighting over a french fry.

I know it's old but it always made me laugh.

A blond walks into a library while talking on her phone.

When she gets to the front desk she says, "I will have two cheese burgers and s large french fry."

The librarian looks and her and says, "ma'am, this is a library."

The blond looks around and sees all of the shelves full of books. She is very embarrassed, hangs up her phone, and leans ...

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