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Undercook Jokes

Most people don't like undercooked pancakes...

But I think they're batter.

What do you get when you consume an undercooked female hog?

Sow-monella

I have just found out that I'm allergic to cats.

Either that or I undercooked it.

A world renowned chef undercooked the meat

It was a rare misteak

I sometimes order an undercooked steak.

But it’s rare.

What did the australian say to the undercooked turkey?

Are you all raw?

What do you do when your DNA cookie is undercooked?

You make it CRISPR.

Keith Richards and Mick Jagger came over for lunch at my house.

Unfortunately I undercooked the chicken and everyone got sick.

I almost killed 2 Stones with 1 bird.

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A wise Asian man once said....

If a dog is barking, you know it's undercooked

A Canibal realized his meal was undercooked.

So he threw up his hands in frustration

How does Gordon Ramsay know that his steak is undercooked?

The Hindus are still worshipping it.

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Trying to bake a cake, but they keep coming out undercooked and smelling like shit.

That's the last time I use a Dutch oven.

Did you hear about the cannibal that ate undercooked food?

He threw his arms up in disgust.

What's the difference between an unusual undercooked pasta, and the easing of tensions between a famous parody artist and the singers he parodies?

One is a weird al dente, and the other is a "Weird Al" detente.

Whoever said one person can’t change the world

Never ate an undercooked bat.

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Restaurant Order

A resident in a hotel breakfast room called the waiter to his table.

"I want two boiled eggs, one of them so undercooked it's runny, and the other so overcooked, it's tough and hard to eat. Also, give me some grilled bacon that has been left on the plate to get cold; burnt toast that crumbles...

My girlfriend and I had a candlelit dinner last night.

It was a terrible idea, everything was undercooked.

Whenever asked about my culinary skills I always say I'm great at all kinds of cooking

Overcooking, undercooking...

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