What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?
Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.
A posh New Yorker...
A posh New Yorker decides to take her two young children on a European vacation. Upon landing in Berlin the trio check into the Ritz Carlton. Even though the Ritz has a fabulous, five star restaurant, the mother thinks they should indulge in the local gastronomy, and they lace their shoes back on an...
What do farts major in, when they go to college?