My Kid left some uncooked sausage out of the freezer overnight...
When I discovered it, I realized I was dealing with a spoiled brat.
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Over the holidays, I'm participating in a pro-life bake sale
We'll be selling cups of uncooked batter and insisting they're actually cupcakes
I can't find this joke.
No, that was not a setup for a joke, I can't remember the original joke that goes something like "I'm as straight as an uncooked noodle." "Well even noodles get curvy when things get steamy," or whatever. I can't find it and I'm frustrated. Please help. If anybody finds it I'll reply ...