An Irish lad just graduating school embarks on his career in business.
Found employment in a nice village. Being a bit of an introvert, took him a few months to venture into the local pub. Asked the bartender for 3 pints, and he took them back into a dark corner table, drank the 3 and left. After a few days, when he ordered his usual 3, the barkeep said "Ya know lad, I...
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So a guy gets out of prison. He has been locked up about 15 years but the day has finally come and he is loving life. He gets released and has the clothes on his back and give dollars to his name. Above all else, before food, lodging, anything. This man wants some pussy. So, he goes to a br...
A dying billionaire found a young man to inherit his fortunes.
"I have two plans for you to inherit my money, think carefully after I finish: you can take 1 million a day, until the 100th day, or I can give you 1 cent on the first day, then two cents, then..."
"I'll take the second option" The young man interrupted him.
100 days later, the young m...
A rich couple lost all their money and was trying to think of ways to restore their fortunes.
The husband says to the wife “if you learn to cook, we could get rid of the housekeeper”
She laughed and replied “if you learned to please me in bed, we could get rid of the gardener”