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Foot Locker Jokes

I walked into a shop called Foot Locker but left very disappointed.

They didn't have anywhere for me to store a foot.

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This girl told me my shoes were "fucking ugly"

So me being who I am, I took a trip to Foot Locker. I came back about 2 hours later.

"Hey so I went to the shoe store..."

The girl looked at my shoes, disguised.

"You didn't get any new shoes..."

I looked at her very confused

"OH no I wasn't going to buy shoes, I ...

What do you call a shoe shop at the bottom of the sea?

Davy Jones's foot locker.

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