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Fools Jokes

A bad workman blames his fools...

**EDIT: tools**

...stupid keyboard...

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April fools day is cancelled

as no made up prank could match the unbelievable shit going on right now

Don't forget that today is April Fools!

**APRIL FOOLS**!

Am I doing this right?

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Drunken Fools

Two men are drinking in a bar at the top of the Empire State
Building. One turns to the other and says: "You know last
week I discovered that if you jump from the top of this
building- by the time you fall to the 10th floor, the winds
around the building are so intense tha...

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A little girl runs up to her mother and says "mummy, daddy hanged himself in the basement!"

Upon hearing the news the mother breaks down in tears and, shakily, makes her way into the basement.

When they get there, the woman cannot see the father's corpse.
The little girl then exclaims "April fools! Daddy did it in the garage"

What do I have in common with april fools?

Coming too soon.

Women sometimes make fools of men

But most guys are the do-it-yourself type.

I got a picture of my girlfriend sleeping with another man, followed an hour later by a message saying "April Fools!"

I should stop falling for that, it's the fourth time this month.

What is Mr. T's favorite month?

April, fools

Why do leprechauns not like fools gold?

Because it's a sham rock

What did they say to the first guy to pull off an April fools day prank?

Jesus! I thought you were dead!

My girlfriend said my obsession with Only Fools And Horses was too much and asked me to go.

I said, I'll get the suitcase from the van...

Today, in the computing class, we were talking about ICT fools.

*tools.

Today is NOT my cake day

But when it comes I will NOT attempt to farm karma with it.


April fools.

Aprils fools

A mom comes home from work on aprils fools and the lil bro runs up to her screaming mom mom bro hanged himself in the bedroom, petrified she makes a run for the bedroom and its empty. Turns to her kid in relief telling him that this is not the apropriate joke, while he says aprils fooooools, hes han...

Which monster loves April Fools jokes

Pranken-stein!

April Fools!

girl: babe I'm pregnant you're the father

guy: can't fool me it's April's Fools Day!

girl: haha! got me! you're not the father

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Three sailors are discussing their cargo

They are used to transporting goods and make a good living doing so, this time however they've been tasked with taking 300 boxes of penis shaped potatoes across the channel and they all think it's a joke.

"We'll be a laughing stock" says the first sailor.

"I'll never be able to live ...

April Fools Day............

The day every newspaper tries to fool readers by sneaking in at least one properly researched, factually correct story.

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An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar

The first mathematician orders a beer

The second orders half a beer

"I don't serve half-beers" the bartender replies

"Excuse me?" Asks mathematician #2

"What kind of bar serves half-beers?" The bartender rema...

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My best April Fools

A long time ago, before work, I drove through the shittiest neighborhood I could find, looking for broken auto glass. I found a pile from some unfortunate soul that had their car broken into and scooped it all up.

After settling in at work, I asked to borrow my boss's keys for access to the s...

Everyone in Hawaii is mad about the malfunction of the early warning system. Those fools.

Hawaii IS the early warning system.

What’s the name of Mr. T’s girlfriend?

April, fools

Why is World Autism Day after April Fools’ Day?

Because it takes longer for them to get the joke.

Two fools leave home and head to a bar...

...when one of them realizes that he has worn mismatched shoes. Too embarrassed to walk in the open all the way back, he asks the other fool to go home and retrieve his only other pair.

Ten minutes later, the second fool returns empty-handed. "Where are my shoes?!" the first fool asks.
...

My colleagues took April Fools Day pretty seriously this year

Over a month and a half of going into the office and they're all still hiding from me

Easter this year is April Fools Day

Just remember that so you don't fall for any crazy stories like people coming back from the dead.

What's the worst part about April Fools?

Jokes without punchlines

We're sorry to announce that April fools has been postponed.

Due to the recent coronavirus crisis, April fools has been postponed to May 1st, 2020.
Thanks for your cooperation.

For April fools my girlfriend replaced my alphabits with Cheerios.

I have no words to say how angry I am.

Quiche is like the fools gold of the baking world.

When you see it, you think it’s pie right?

I have an April fools joke going on with my landlord

I am not paying rent this April 1st hehe, don't tell him

CNN Made a Joke Article for April Fools

Just another day in the office.

Doctors have the most fun on April Fools.

Doctor: "i'm sorry to say you've got lung cancer."


Patient: [tearing up] "oh god, no!"

Doctor: "Sorry to say it because it's not true, lol April Fools!"

Patient: [angry] "What the hell?"

Doctor: "Yeah, pranked you, the cancer's in your pancreas."

In class, my statistics teacher said, "The lottery is a tax on fools who can't do math."

I shrugged and said, "Hell, anybody can win the lottery."

My statistics teacher smirked, folded his arms and asked, "Do you even know the chances of a person winning the lottery?"

I said, "Yep. 100%. A person always wins."

What was the worst april fools day joke?

Well logan paul was born in 1995.

I’m a librarian so I put out a display of invisible books on April Fools day.

But my patrons saw right through it.

Happy April's fools!

... No really, what did you expect?

Today is April Fools day so question everything and trust no one.

Basically...it's reddit day.

Did you know the first Easter and ther first April Fools Day coincided as well?

The founder of both was a real trickster... He faked his own death!

(I feel like I should put a note here: this is not to mock religion... It's just a joke. If this offends you please get a sense of humor.)

Why Do News Channels love April Fools Day?

Because it's socially acceptable to do what they already do every day of the year.

April fools in Latvia

Latvian ask friend if he want potato for lunch. Friend guess is April Fool joke. Say "Too easy, never potato in Latvia, only sadness." One man starve to death during lunch.

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