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Fools Day Jokes

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April fools day is cancelled

as no made up prank could match the unbelievable shit going on right now

What did they say to the first guy to pull off an April fools day prank?

Jesus! I thought you were dead!

April Fools Day............

The day every newspaper tries to fool readers by sneaking in at least one properly researched, factually correct story.

Easter this year is April Fools Day

Just remember that so you don't fall for any crazy stories like people coming back from the dead.

My colleagues took April Fools Day pretty seriously this year

Over a month and a half of going into the office and they're all still hiding from me

Iā€™m a librarian so I put out a display of invisible books on April Fools day.

But my patrons saw right through it.

Today is April Fools day so question everything and trust no one.

Basically...it's reddit day.

Did you know the first Easter and ther first April Fools Day coincided as well?

The founder of both was a real trickster... He faked his own death!

(I feel like I should put a note here: this is not to mock religion... It's just a joke. If this offends you please get a sense of humor.)

Why Do News Channels love April Fools Day?

Because it's socially acceptable to do what they already do every day of the year.

April fools day on a news channel

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off.

In honor of the eve of April Fools Day... just remember that tomorrow you need to be cautious of many tweets and news reports because most of them will be lies and simply there to try and trick you. Believe nothing, and trust no one.

Just treat it like it's any other day.



Have fun!

I finally switched from Internet Explorer to Chrome!

Just kidding, happy April fools day!

April Fools!

girl: babe I'm pregnant you're the father

guy: can't fool me it's April's Fools Day!

girl: haha! got me! you're not the father

Girlfriend to boyfriend

GF - I'm sorry babe but i've cheated on you.

BF - I'm sorry aswell, I have also cheated on you.

GF - April fools day!

BF - Mine was on 24th March

Malcolm Turnbull plans to fix NBN over the next 5 years

Starting on April Fools Day

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My Dad being an asshole to an 8 year old

Best April Fools Day joke; i was like 7 or 8, my dad and I are talking trash all of March 31st about who is gonna prank who better. Morning of april 1st my dad wakes me up and rushes me into the shower, has me change my clothes, and eat breakfast. As I'm about to head out to the bus stop I noticed i...

just got a new job and was to start today

Told them I won't be able to work
They said "Is it because its Sunday? You said you would on weekends." I said no that's not why.
They said "Is it because its Easter ? You said you would work holidays"
I said That's not it either. I won't be able to work because I am so tired and exhauste...

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