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Fondu Jokes

I just got back from fondue night at the local church.

And now I absolutely worship Gouda.

What do you call a faux pas at a fondue party?

A fondon't

I went to a fondue party last night and thought of a really great joke!

I was too embarrassed to say it though, it was really cheesy.

How do you make fondue without one of those special pots?

You fondon’t.

What is the main ingredient of a fractal fondue?

Mandel broth


Ha ha ha
The puns I make up while working as a grocery cashier..

My wife said she would divorce me if I didn't stop my cheese related puns.

It's no fondue be married to such a Munster anyways.

I've been trying to make a joke about swiss cheese...

But the joke has too many holes.



I know that was a cheesy joke. Most people aren't really that fondu of them. It's rare for them to be gouda jokes. You may think of me as a muenster for these jokes, and that I could do cheddar than this. I mean no parm in these puns. Alright, I'm done...

What is Waldo's (Wally's) least favorite dish?

Fondue!

People really hate my cheesy puns...

but I'm quite fondue of them.

A collection of Waspy jokes about yo-mamma

1. Your mother is so déclassé, she has a time-share
near Sea World!

2. Your mother is so prescription drug dependent,
she pops Xanax like Godiva bonbons!

3. Your mother is so lower middle-class, she thinks
Egyptian cotton smells of camels!

4. Your mother...

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