Got vaccinated, avoided swine flues. Got vaccinated, avoided bird flues. Then I bought a house with two fireplaces.
Got chimney flues.
Why was Santa sick on the day after Christmas?
A couple of the chimneys he went down had the flue
I'm opening a new chimney sweep, soldering supplies, and dessert business.
It's called Flue, Flux, Flan.
Why was the chimney sick?
Because it had the flue.
How did Harry Potter travel during the pandemic ?
“ flue” powder
Britain used to send kids up chimneys to sweep them. It was hazardous and many got ill and died.
Until we developed the flue vaccine.
Our whole house has become sick
Even the chimney has the flue.
The CDC is warning people about biohazards in chimneys, but my dumb Facebook friends won't listen.
They keep saying "It's just the flue, bro."
Why does Santa have to be extra careful with his health around Christmas Eve?
It's flue season.
Somebody asked me what a spoonerism was....
I haven't got a cooking flue.
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Little Johnny uses the word Contagious in a sentence.
A teacher gives her kids an assignment. Use the word contagious in your everyday life and report back to me tomorrow. The next day all the kids are raising their hand. The teacher calls on little Susie. Little Susie, my little brother has the flue and if he sneezes on me I wi...
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