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Flu Shot Jokes

Condoms are better then flu shots

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married.

She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.

One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room.

She invited him to have a seat while she prep...

Why did the redneck get colored pencils before he got his flu shot?

He heard that vaccines can make you artistic.

What do you call an Indian doctor who likes telling dad jokes and give flu shots?

Pun-Jabby

Went to the doctor's office for my flu shot. He promised it wouldn't hurt...

Insensitive prick.

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(original) I just got my flu shot and tried to draw something, but it still looks shitty.

I thought it was supposed to make me artistic?

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It’s flu season and I just saw 3 homeless people caring for each other.

They were giving each other flu shots under the overpass. What a caring community we live in God Bless.

Love Story

I will seek and find you.

I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.

I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished...

I'm not worried about chemtrails anymore.

My flu shot must be kicking in.

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