The chief of a large Western African tribe flew into London for a state visit and was being interviewed.
“Welcome to our country, Your Excellency,” said one reporter. “Did you have a good flight?”
The Chief made a strange series of sounds – bells, whistles, hisses, pings in no apparen...
How do you get down off an elephant?
You don't - you get down off a duck.
*(This joke can also serve as a test of English fluency. You're welcome.)*
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