I asked my boss if we would ever hire felons to run pipe.

He said no, they won't let a conduit.

What did the Australian plumber say to himself?

I conduit

What did the electrician say to reassure his apprentice?

You conduit!

I tried and failed to make an underwater breathing machine in Minecraft.

I just conduit.

Why is electricity so motivated?

Because they conduit

Why do they make different kind of piping for electrical wiring?

Because regular Pipe Conduit

What did the motivational speaker say to the duct?

You conduit!

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