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Flossing Jokes

A blonde was flossing her teeth

when her gums started bleeding.


“Thank God, safe for another month!”

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Flossing is the opposite of masturbating

Everyone says they floss but no one actually does it.

4 out of 5 dentists recommend flossing...

The fifth is out killing lions.

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Flossing used to be a pain in my ass.

But now that i do it properly it's just a pain in my mouth.

This dude goes to his dental appointment

The dentist is flossing his teeth.

Dentist: "So, when's the last time you flossed your teeth?"

Dude: "Bro!!! You don't remember?!"

"You were there!"

An IT guy goes to see their dentist..

Dentist: Have you been flossing regularly?
IT Guy: Have you been changing your passwords and using unique passwords for different logins regularly?

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Every time I go to the dentist...

Every time I go to the dentist, they always ask if I've been flossing. Not to be a liar, I tell them no.

"I could tell," the dentist will always say. "Your gums are red and inflamed."

Then he'll give a little lecture about how I need to be flossing every single day. Well, after my la...

What's bloody and painful and happens once a month?

Flossing

A dentist is watching The News

The news: flosing was the #1 activity of last year

*detnists searches up flossing on the web*

Dentist: SON OF A B**** 😡

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Kids think us elders are so out of touch.

Kids think us elders are so out of touch.

My daughter walked in on me flossing.

"Dad. What are you doing? That's not cool"

"This is the easiest way for me to dry the bit between balls and my asshole,"

Why has a dentist’s job gotten so much easier?

All the kids are flossing all the time.

Whelp! It’s that time of the month again. There is BLOOD everywhere...

Ugggh...I hate flossing.

Man, you don't know how hard it is to quit smoking

It's as hard as it is to start flossing

- Mitch Hedberg

I miss this man every day :(

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