I’m crocheting some mittens for my daughter and the needlework is driving me mad.
Oh well, it’s a labour of glove.
God was handing out talents one morning
To some, He gave the power to create life. The angels around Him were in awe as crops flourished and population soared. To others, he gave fine skills and artistry. His angelic entourage marveled at intricate needlework, tapestry, and sculpture.
God stooped down low and found a man waiting i...
Your mom looks like a sewer....
Because her needlework is on point <3<3<3
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When Solomon the Wise received the Queen of Sheba at his palace, he needed grand new thrones for him and for her.
So by the power of the Seal of Solomon he summoned *djinn* and he said to them: Craft me a pair of thrones that shall be the wonder of all the ages, exquisite in both materials and workmanship and of a value surpassing all the treasures of the earth. And the *djinn*, bound under the Seal, bowed low ...