I sell prosthetics for children...

I'm a small arms dealer

It’s hard to find deals for prosthetics in today’s economy.

They charge me an arm and a leg for their product.

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Can anyone guess the company name that specializes in Prosthetics Assholes.

PROSTI-TOOT

What do you call trendy internal prosthetics?

Hip implants

An animal prosthetics expert walks into a bar

"What's wrong buddy?" The bartender asked. "You seem down."

"Two whiskies, please. I made a lot of Faux Paws at work today."

Why was the CEO of a leading prosthetics company arrested?

It came out that he was involved in international arms dealing.

What do you call someone who sells prosthetics to the military?

An arms dealer.

My used store for prosthetics will be called

The Second Hand, Second Hand Store

Where do amputees get prosthetics on a budget?

The Secondhand store.

Not sure about this new job offer for prosthetics sales representatives...

I don’t want to be involved in arms dealing.

A wealthy woman had lost her right hand and left foot in a car accident.

Her doctor told her that he would have her new prosthetics ready the next day. She sent her servant to go pick them up from the hospital. The servant was a couple hours early. The servant waited on her hand and foot.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, ...

and floating in a bathtub? >!Bob!<

and sitting outside your front door? >!Mat!<

and hanging on your wall? >!Art!<

and lives in a swamp? >!Pete!<

and sitting in hole? >!Doug!<

and wanted for theft? >!Rob!<

and fully functio...

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A man is sitting alone at home, when suddenly there’s a knock at his door ...

Standing at the door is a door to door salesman.

Man: Whatever you’re selling, I’m not interested.

Salesman: But what I’m selling is very interesting. I’m a purveyor of luxury prosthetics. Allow me to demonstrate.

And he raises the right leg of his pants. His leg is solid gold!...

“Look Ma! No hands!”

“Dammit Jimmy those prosthetics were expensive!”

"STOP HITTING YOURSELF, STOP HITTING YOURSELF" the bully chanted

But I could not, for he popped off my prosthetics

You are what you think you are

Her: What do you do?

Me: Global prosthetics distribution.

Her: So you’re an artificial limb salesman?



Me: I prefer ‘international arms dealer’.

Arms Dealer?

Would those who make upper extremity prosthetics be known as "arms dealers"?

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