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Dijon Jokes

Dijon vu

The feeling you've eaten this mustard before.

Fans of celine dion attended a viewing of a calm plate of mustard

They misheard the words *serene dijon*

Doctor, I've got mustard in my eyes and I can't see a thing.

Doctor: any other symptoms?

Me: no, but I have the strangest feeling that this has happened before

Doctor: French mustard?

Me: yes, why?

Doctor: It's dijon view

At a deli for lunch yesterday. . .

I had this strange feeling come over me that I had tasted the mustard before. I think that's dijon vu.

What do you call mustard you thought you had already bought?

Dijon vu.

I was pretty sure I’d had this mustard before...

Must’ve been Dijon-Vu.

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