You owe me 5 bars of gold-pressed latinum for reading it.
What would you get if you cross breed a Borg with a Ferengi?
My Girlfriend is super obsessed with Star Trek...
So one day we went rock climbing and we were talking about species, I asked her: "How many can you name?" She gave me a grin and said "Roluman, Bajoran, Cardassian, Ferengi, Borg..." She got preoccupied and fell to the bottom of the cliff. "You forgot to Kling-On!"