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Ferengi Jokes

This is a Ferengi joke.

You owe me 5 bars of gold-pressed latinum for reading it.

What's a Ferengi's least favourite band?

The lost prophets

For Star Trek fans. A Romulan man, a Ferengi businessman, a ravishing Human woman and a homely Bajoran are sharing a compartment on an old train as it makes its way through the mountains.

Every now and then the train passes through a tunnel, during which time the compartment is plunged into complete darkness. On one such occasion, a ringing slap is heard and as the train passes back into daylight, the Ferengi is rubbing his sore, red cheek.

The Bajoran thinks "I bet that dirty...

What would you get if you cross breed a Borg with a Ferengi?

A scientologist.

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