What's a Ferengi's least favourite band?

The lost prophets

This is a Ferengi joke.

You owe me 5 bars of gold-pressed latinum for reading it.

What would you get if you cross breed a Borg with a Ferengi?

A scientologist.

My Girlfriend is super obsessed with Star Trek...

So one day we went rock climbing and we were talking about species, I asked her: "How many can you name?" She gave me a grin and said "Roluman, Bajoran, Cardassian, Ferengi, Borg..." She got preoccupied and fell to the bottom of the cliff. "You forgot to Kling-On!"

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