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Fernando Jokes

Thomas the Tank Engine's friend Fernando, who does the Mexico route was caught on dash cam video accelerating instead of braking for a stuck church van full of disabled children while yelling obscenities and screaming USA USA

When asked about his reasons for such carnage he said he's just loco and those are loco motives.

(Made it up with my son)

What if it is only you

David walks to to Fernando and says "hey I've heard that you are interested in the future"

Fernando replies "not sure how much longer than usual but I don't think I have to"

When the rain started they were unsettled.

Dissolved oxygen and nutrients in the office on Monday and W...

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The Italian Family Dinner

A joke from my rugby coach -- better told in person with the clapping, but try to imagine :)



Sitting at dinner, an Italian father looks at his three grown sons.

He asks the oldest, Mario, "Mario, why are you-a so fat?"

Mario responds, "Papa, Mama's spaghetti is just-a s...

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