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Romulan Jokes

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What do you call it when the Borg assimilate a Human, a Romulan, a Klingon, and a Ferengi.

A smorgasborg.

Interestingly enough, scientists have discovered a fascinating new species of frog, named the “Romulan Pond Frog” that has an amazing way of evading predators.

In the press release, scientists showed footage of the frogs using a special call that appeared to disorient predators, leaving them unable to precisely locate the frogs.

Scientists are calling this special call a "croaking device."

What does a Romulan frog use for camouflage?

A croaking device.

For Star Trek fans. A Romulan man, a Ferengi businessman, a ravishing Human woman and a homely Bajoran are sharing a compartment on an old train as it makes its way through the mountains.

Every now and then the train passes through a tunnel, during which time the compartment is plunged into complete darkness. On one such occasion, a ringing slap is heard and as the train passes back into daylight, the Ferengi is rubbing his sore, red cheek.

The Bajoran thinks "I bet that dirty...

What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.

What is Captain Kirk's least favorite movie genre?

Romulan-coms

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