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Borg Jokes

What is the standard unit of measurement for the Borg collective?

Cubits

What do pessimistic Borg say?

Existence is futile!

Why did the Borg cross the road?

Because it assimilated the chicken!

What happened when the Borg’s central computer was destroyed?

They lost their collective minds

What happens when an entire Borg cube is exasperated?

They let out a collective sigh.

Did you hear about the Borg convenience store?

It's called 7 of 11.

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What do you call it when the Borg assimilate a Human, a Romulan, a Klingon, and a Ferengi.

A smorgasborg.

How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.

What do you call a melancholy Android?

A sigh borg.

What did the borg say to the medieval peasant?

Resistance if feudal

What would you get if you cross breed a Borg with a Ferengi?

A scientologist.

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What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

Two Borg walk into a holodeck. ..

They wanted a simulation of all mankind.

Some Swedish tennis players come into this world born human, some born machine ...

and some bjorn borg.

I went to my old barber that I used to see years ago.

I sat in the chair and asked him if he could cut my hair a little shorter on the left side and a little longer on the right side.

“And would you be kind enough to make three or four holes in my hair on top? And little things sticking out all over?” I asked him. “And in the back I would lik...

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