Using a cinnamon stick to stir your eggnog isn't a religious practice.

It's egg-nog-stick.

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Ho Ho Ho

In the spirit of the upcoming Holiday I would like to share a story my Father told me when I was a boy. He sat me on his knee and said:

Long ago on a snowy Christmas Eve Santa was out delivering toys to all the good kiddies. Like the many before this one it was all work, curdled milk and lame...

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So I recently met this really cute girl at a bar....

And I asked her what she expected from a guy she'd be willing to sleep with.

She said: "You're gonna need a Porsche in your garage, a swimming pool in your backyard, 25k a month in your bank and a 25 centimeter penis..."

I told her: "I've got my Cayenne in the garage, a huge swimming p...

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Two black men

are walking down a city street and come across a building reading "Only 98 cents to change your skin color," the men paused and looked at eachother. One Black man says "Wow, that would make life so much easier for us! I got 99 cents in my pocket." The other replies "Yes it would but I only got 97 ...

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