I asked my boss if we would ever hire felons to run pipe.
He said no, they won't let a conduit.
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Been thinking about starting a program to rehabilitate felons through the power of writing
So I've been considering all the prose and cons.
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Why do paid athletes weigh more than felons?
Because the pros outweigh the cons
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What do recent college graduates and felons have in common?
It takes three to five years before anyone will hire them.
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Felons would be a really valuable voting base...
After all, we know they have conviction.
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When a cop asks a criminal about local crimes, they're "consulting with their CI"
When I ask a criminal about local crimes, I'm "consorting with known felons" and "violating my parole."
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