Felons Jokes - 7 Hilarious Felons Jokes

I'm compiling a book of poems by felons.

I'm going to call it "Prose and Cons".

I asked my boss if we would ever hire felons to run pipe.

He said no, they won't let a conduit.

Been thinking about starting a program to rehabilitate felons through the power of writing

So I've been considering all the prose and cons.

Why do paid athletes weigh more than felons?

Because the pros outweigh the cons

What do recent college graduates and felons have in common?

It takes three to five years before anyone will hire them.

Felons would be a really valuable voting base...

After all, we know they have conviction.

When a cop asks a criminal about local crimes, they're "consulting with their CI"

When I ask a criminal about local crimes, I'm "consorting with known felons" and "violating my parole."

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