What do you call a family business of priest moonshiners?

The father, the son and the holy spirits

Never date a moonshiners daughter...

She only wants to make you liquor

When I was young man I met a girl in Tennessee turned out she was a moonshiners daughter. That was a long time ago..

But I love her still.

She was only a moonshiner's daughter

But I loved her still.

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A young priest is hearing confession one Saturday

And in walks a man who sits down across the screen, saying “father forgive me for i have sinned. I’ve been making illegal whiskey.” The priest, being new to the profession and the parish, thinks for a minute before saying “I’ll have to speak to the Monsignor for your penance.” The priest goes to his...

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