I joined an emotional support group for people without pets...

But they kicked me out for talking about my felines.

Never say anything offensive to Cats.

You might hurt their Felines.

Papal obsession

Did you know that the Pope keeps hundreds of felines at the Vatican?
Apparently he's a cat-o-holic

My best friend kicked all three of my cats today

I'll get over it, but he really hurt my felines.

A young girl runs under a church awning to escape the rain.

"Wow, it's really pouring sky buckets out here!" she yells to the priest greeting visitors.

Before he can respond, the sky releases a torrential downpour, as if a thousand firehoses opened up from the clouds.

"Whoa! Now it's *really* raining cats and dogs!" she exclaims. Suddenly, a c...

The Zoo Joke (Long)

So there's this zoo, and this zoo isn't very affluent, but, if someone visits the zoo, it is definitely to see their gorilla.

One morning, the workers come in early to open the zoo like normal and find, to their great sadness, that their famous gorilla has died of old age. The zoo staff are ...

I hate when people kick my cats!

It really hurts my felines.

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