A girl runs under a church awning to escape the rain.
A priest at the door greets her. "Are you all right, my dear?"
"Oh yes, I'm fine!" she exclaims. "It's just absolutely pouring rain!"
Suddenly, the sky opens up, and water begins to cascade down as if pouring from an enormous faucet.
"Oh my!" she exclaims. "It's coming down in ...
My best friend kicked all three of my cats today
I'll get over it, but he really hurt my felines.
Never say anything offensive to Cats.
You might hurt their Felines.
I joined an emotional support group for people without pets...
But they kicked me out for talking about my felines.
Do you know what a catalyst is?
Very popular felines.
I hate when people kick my cats!
It really hurts my felines.
The Zoo Joke (Long)
So there's this zoo, and this zoo isn't very affluent, but, if someone visits the zoo, it is definitely to see their gorilla.
One morning, the workers come in early to open the zoo like normal and find, to their great sadness, that their famous gorilla has died of old age. The zoo staff are ...
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