Why did the horse get extremely mad when classified as a bovine by mistake?
He didnt wanna be known as a cow word
My housemates are convinced that our house is haunted.
What a bunch of scaredy cats. I've lived here for 284 years and never noticed anything strange.
You are what you eat
son: if you eat a lot of bananas will that make you go bananas? Dad: hmm maybe. Your brother eats a lot of corn and he’s corny. Your sister eats a lot of cheese and she’s cheesy. Your mother eats a lot of nuts and she’s nuts and I eat.. I guess you could say I’m a scaredy cat Son: huh? Da...
What kind of pants does a ghost wear?
A pair a normal pants
My nephew's answer:Scaredy Pants
Two scared dads
Two kids are arguing over whose father was the biggest scaredy cat. Tommy says, “My dad is so scared that when lightning strikes, he hides underneath the bead.”
Peter replies, “Yeah? Well, that’s nothing. My dad is so scared that when my mom has to work the nightshift, he sleeps with the lad...
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