Scaredy Cat-tle

Why did the horse get extremely mad when classified as a bovine by mistake?

He didnt wanna be known as a cow word

Hey what do you call a bunch of scaredy cows?

cowherds. xD

What kind of pants does a ghost wear?

A pair a normal pants

My nephew's answer:Scaredy Pants

Two scared dads

Two kids are arguing over whose father was the biggest scaredy cat. Tommy says, “My dad is so scared that when lightning strikes, he hides underneath the bead.”

Peter replies, “Yeah? Well, that’s nothing. My dad is so scared that when my mom has to work the nightshift, he sleeps with the lad...

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